THE STAIRCASE THAT TOOK THE LAST MONTH OF MY LIFE!!!

Here is ME and the staircase that took the last month of my life. After being laid up for a week post surgery I was a little excited to me on my feet again. So excited that I couldn't pass the opportunity to slide down THIS staircase one night...only to be followed by a crash and burn desent. I was bookin it so darn fast that I bailed early...about 5 steps early. And trying to land on stairs at excessive speeds has yet to be perfected by any human being...especially me.



So after landing and hearing my ankle crunch like a bag o chips under a mattress I rolled down the last few steps and accepted my fate.

HEre I am supermodelposing by the water side with my sexy fat ankle.

Needless to say this fat ankle ment me being gimp on my vacation, missing a soccor game, attending church with a huge fat dinosauritis sized ankle and weeks without being able to go for my sanity runs, and a flat tire on my new mountain bike!! Yes this ankle of fat is nothing but trouble and I am not too happy about my mobolization lacking. Luckily is is getting better but I always have to wrap it and that makes me feel old. And i hate feeling old. Coming to glimpse with your true bodies lack of youth is my least favorite thing to do.

Another repair for the ol civic

I was recently riding in my blue L.S.S. with my uncle and I told him that I would offer to turn on the heater but it didn't work. Then I proceeded to laugh and I mentioned to him that I figured if I could go my entire life of summers with no A/C then I could handle a winter without heat. He then said something quite prophetic that i had not thought about. He said, " That is not good for your windshield." OH CRAP I exclaimed, i had not even thought about that!! NO heat means NO DEFROST!!! Shoot. So I guess that means i have to get on my grubbies and fix something else. But it is good that i know this now rather then later, when I am driving in the first snow with my head handing out the window!!

So then I got on line trying to find how I was going to fix my problem when I came across a civic forum. As I was scrolling through I laughed when I came across a kid who posted that he wanted to sell the piecer that his parents had given him for his 16th birthday.
IN response this is what some guy wrote and I laughed so hard when I read it!!!( swear words have been appropriate replaced with close replicas)

"When i hate my car i just remember this is my car only mine i put the blood sweat and tears into it. OH WAIT YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT FEELING! Dont complain. I wish i got a brand new car for free when i was a 16 year old. I worked for my used lil ride saved up and got her at 15. And being a worker my wholelife i know NO WAY IN HELL can you bother saying you earned it all your self.Little whiny crapper like you make me laugh cause your daddys probably so deep in debt trying to keep up with the Jones that you going to pay for his retirement!!"

I LOVE this guy..wonder if he is single. LOL

I AM SO SICK OF.......

Can I just say that I am SO SICK OF BOYS TELLIN ME I AM INTIMIDATING!!!!

I am quite sure that if I counted up how many times I have been called INTIMIDATING it would be well over fifty.

So I thought to myself...perhaps it isn't that bad...perhaps you have a wrong perception of the definition. So I looked it up....here is what I got...

INTIMIDATING MEANS: to make timid or fearful : frighten ; especially : to compel or deter by or as if by threats



SO that didn't help one my ego one bit. So I guess when guys look at me, this is what they actually see.

All the suddenmy lifetime of nonexsistant dating makes sense.

ME AND SHAYLA CONVERSTION

Ronnie: Oh hay, I just realized that I got paid on Friday...woohoo!!

Shayla: Gee I wonder what that must be like, no not even care when I get paid and not live pay check to pay check.

Ronnie: OH, I can tell you EXACTLY what it feels like!! It feels like driving in hundred degree weather all summer long with no air conditioning!! THAT IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! LOL

Don't mess with a McDonald GIRL

SO we all know that the MCDONALD girls are known for their rough and toughness. And I captured some pictures of my little sister beating on her boyfriend as proof of what you are getting into when you take on a McDonald girl.

CHECK OUT THE GUNS ON BOBO!!! NICE AS THEY ARE THEY DON"T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MINE, I CAN CRUSH HER IN AN ARM WRESTLE ANY DAY O THE WEEK.

IDAHO AND WYOMING...where I belong!!

SO me and Shayla and Dave all made a long due visit to see our dear friend KRIS in WY!! It was so perfect and serene. When we drove home and hit the Utah sign I screamed out, "NO TURN AROUND, DON't Make me go back to UTAh." I don't know why I am in UTah and not Idaho. But here are some of the most majestic and beautiful places captured via camera Shayla. Few things can make me cry, but honestly these sort of country sites make me more homesick then you could ever imagine and it makes me want to ball my eyes out.

and more pics from the place i LOVE

Here is the silo Shayla climbed...she was so proud
Here is the creek that we believe the Rockefellers had gold hidden in
Here is a beautiful barn

More ID and WY pics

Here is the bon fire we had with about 20 palllets

Here is KRIS and some of the new firends we made
Here is what eating Buffalo will do to your bowel movements
Me and Shayla

Here is a historic barn in the tetons

YOU KNOW YOUR IN IDAHO WHEN YOU SEE THIS

sO like i said, you know you are in idaho when you see this.....

My friend asked, "why would anyone do that and carry it around?"

My answer, "are you kidding...that moose is total social status here in Idaho, it is the equivalent of a mercedes benz or jaguar in utah."

THE Raftin trip from 2 months ago!!

HERE IS THE GROUP OF US..IT was SO fun..please notice that the majority of us are sopping wet.
And here is sara post falling out. The entire raft of people fell out and we all hung onto the raft or climbed in. Sara however swam for shore and we had to paddle back to shore, send Tara to retrieve her and bring her back to the raft.
HEre is a bug that was in my hair when I was sleepin
AND HERE is a very interesting way to sunbath...brought to us by sara...strange girl....I didn't invite her.
HEre is the raft that we had to put top the car when our truck keys were lost
HEre is the view from the windsheild after we put the raft on....like looking through a peep hole!
So I WOULD have had these pics up sooner, but a certain someone found a boytoy and has just recently (after much announance by myself) sent these pics from the trip. SO here are the ones that I have. NO hard feelings unnamed person I will call ERICKA for purposes of concealing identities.

Oh the things we say...and i am so clever

I have my days I admit it. Where i have given up on love and finding the "oh so special person" that you can't imagine ever loving because you already hate them for not finding you sooner. And the other day I was having such one of these days and I just came up with this clever little comment I just had to record. I was talkin to my friend ERIN.
ME: Ya well when I get married, I mean IF I get married then bla bla bla (can't remember what I said).
ERIN: What do you mean IF you get married?
ME: I mean IF Erin! I mean just what I said! History has a tendency to repeat itself and I am already 27 years into it. If it repeates itself again chances don't look so good, I will be 57!!

SURGERY FOR RONNIE

Most the time when you see girls of my age in a bed like this it is because they just had a baby. Well, not the case here I am far from that, I haven't even made out in years (not so interesting nor surprising sidenote).
But what is the case is that i finally had sinus surgery! A much needed fix to my every other month misery of suffering from sinus infections. They basically go in my nose via port of my nostrils and burrow our my sinuses and then take out my crooked septum and crush it down to make it straight and put it back in. I highly recommend youtube for a full length video so that you feel really sorry for me and send chocolate. Anyways, here is what I did this week.
Recovery could have been worse but it is miserable for sure. My face felt like a train wreck. Dry blood and metal plates crammed up in my nose. I haven't been able to breath through it. My face got all swollen along with my nose. And I am pretty sure you could turn a semi truck around on top of my nose today. Needless to say no public appearances for now, and if you do see me you can bet I will run away ...or just pull my shirt over my head.