THE WHOLE FAM DAMILY

HERE IT IS ...THE WHOLE FAM DAMILY OF MCDONALDS. DECEMBER 2008

Talkin about gorgeous

Saw this pic on someones desktop so i stole it and emailed it to myself. How breathtaking is this!

Seasonal FUnny

THE 80's

I can't tell you how many times I have talked "the eighties" with people and they all talk about poplular t.v. shows. Everyone mentions the typical care bears, rainbow brite, teeshirt tales, etc. But suddenly when I mention one of my favorites will BILL COSBY and his pen MORTIMER I get a blank stare.




I have YET to meet someone who remembers them. So thanks to the wonders of the internet, I have brought them back for you to enjoy. I KNOW there were people out there have this lost in the back of their mind and now is the time to relive your past.
BEHOLD PICTURE PAGES!! Starring BIll COSBY and his pen MORTIMER!!!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=9147103

Project Apron

I saw the cutest OVERPRICed aprons at the mall and wanted one. SO of course I did the RONNIE thing to do and made my own. I even made a little party out of it and invited Apes and Shayla to join me and we picked out our own materials and designs ...only to have 3 for 3 sewing machines fail on us. But the good news is I didn't give up and I sewed mine up late Sunday night and it turned out really cute. I of course picked a countryfied theme for mine.

DEC THE HOUSE!!

SO I spent MONDAY putting up Christmas decorations.....and it was the best day ever!! I just love walking into the house and having the Christmas overdose!!! HEre are some pics

I ADMIT IT....

I NEVER REALIZED JUST HOW WIERD THIS HABIT OF MINE WAS UNTIL i WENT TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT.

SOMETIMES, WHEN i JUST CAN'T RESIST EATING A PIECE OF SCRUMPTUOUS FATTY CHOCOLATE, CAKE, COOKIE OR CHEESECAKE OR WHATNOT.....i HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE A BITE.....SAVOR IT IN MY MOUTH AND CHEW A COUPLE TIMES......THEN SPIT IT OUT!!!!




CUZ SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T RESIST!! AND IT ISN'T UNTIL IT IS IN MY MOUTH THAT I TASTE ITS EXTRA SWEETNESS AND AS I CHEW ON IT, I COME TO REALIZE THE FULL CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS. AS I CHEW I TASTE THE CHOCOLATELY RICHNESS AND I START TO CONTEMPLATE JUST HOW THIS TASTE CAME TO BE AND ALL I CAN SEE IT BUTTER,SUGAR,CREAM, AND HIGH FRUCTOSE CORNSYRUP....THEN I START TO THINK ABOUT HOW ALL THAT SUBSTANCE LOOKS ON MY BUTT AND THIGHS... THEN I START TO THINK ABOUT HOW WEAK I AM AND HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN MY INABILITY TO RESIST.....AND THEN I SPIT IT OUT. I FIGURE IF I DON'T SWALLOW, I DON'T DIGEST AND SO I DON'T ABSORB THE CALORIES.

KINDOF A DUMB MINDSET BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE DONE IT.

KIND OF A SELECT MASTICATEDBULEMIA OF SOME SORT I GUESS YOU COULD SAY.

DON"T MISS THE CHOCOLATE SHOW!!!

Just has to quickly endorse a most exciting event that takes place this weekend...the UTAH CHOCOLATE SHOW!!!! Here are some reasons your should go....

(as if this picture didn't say enough to convince you)

tickets only 7 bucks

You can gorge yourself in chocolate

You can eat yourself sick in chocolate

You get free chocolate samples

There is lots of chocolate

If you get hungry there is lots of chocolate to eat

Fri and Sat only

I am pretty sure if you took all your samples home you coul bath in the chocolate

Chocolate is part of a healthy nutritious breakfast, lunch AND dinner

It is as the expo center

It is the best overdose you will every experience

One of my new fav songs

So this is another one of my new fav songs. It is sooo good and the music video makes it even better. You have to watch the video up till the end to know why it is one o my new favs. It is such a RONNIE video. So here is it.

http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-church/137513/guys-like-me.jhtml

MY Wierd Quirks

I have recently come to glipmse with some of my wierd quirks. Thing that I do without thinking and that other people might not know about. Here are a few.

WHEN I AM IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM I NEVER USE THE FIRST TWO SQUARES OF TOLIET PAPER. I TEAR THEM OFF and THROW THEM AWAY.

My reasoning is because if you have ever noticed, when you go to tear a piece of toliet paper off the roll you have to use your other hands to hold the other end of the paper. (cuz we all know the serate t.p. tearer doesn't work). So I don't want someone elses hand germs on my toilet paper or let alone riding my crotch. So I always throw the first two away when I am in public.

IF I SEE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE RECYCLED IN THE GARBAGE I WILL DIG IT OUT AND PUT IT IN THE RECYCLE BIN.


I know it is slightly crazed but whenever I see plastic in the recyle bin all I can think about is how many hundreds of thousands of years it would take for that plastic bottle to decompose in a landfill. It makes me sick to think about it.

IF I AM AT A PARTY AND THEY SERVE DRINKS WITH PLASTIC "DISPOSABLE" CUPS I WILL SAVE THE CUP AND TAKE IT HOME WITH ME AND AND WASH IT OR RESUSE IT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

Again it is the whole recycle thing. I can't just throw plastic away without recycling it. Sometimes I will take it home and use it a couple more times so it doesn't go to complete waste right away.

WHEN I AM THINKING ABOUT A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE IN MY HEAD I WILL OFTEN THINK OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY BACK TO ME OR WHAT I WILL SAY TO THEM AND I WILL FIND MYSELF GIVING FULL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AS IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY THERE TALKING TO ME. OR I WILL FIND MYSELF LAUGHING ALOUD TO AN IMAGINARY CONVERSATION I JUST HAD IN MY HEAD.

I don't feel the need to explain myself on this one. I know I need therapy.

I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY MY FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY ARE TELLING ME A STORY AND I AM REALLY INTO IT, I WILL MOVE MY LIPS THE WHOLE TIME THEY ARE TALKING. LIKE I AM THE ONE TELLING THE STORY OR SOMETHING. I DON'T REALY KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS ONE CUZ I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT.
I am not sure what my explanation for this one is. I just get really into the story and want to tell it myself I guess.

SHOUT OUT FOR A NEW COUNTRY SINGER

SO I HAVE BEEN CHASING DOWN THIS GIRL AND TRYING TO GET HER CD FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW BUT WITH NOT LUCK. ANYWAYS RUMOR HAS IT THAT A CD SHOULD BE COMING OUT SOON AND I AM SOOOOOO EXCITED FOR IT. SO AS A MAJOR FAN OF THIS GIRLS TALENT i JUST GOT TO ENDORSE HER. Her name is MEGAN MULLINS
THIS ----> http://www.cmt.com/videos/unplugged/megan-mullins/94788/i-want-you-back.jhtml

is my favorite song of hers that just hooked me on her! It is the perfect man hater song as I call it. YOu just GOT to listen to it. I gaurentee you will LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!

THE STAIRCASE THAT TOOK THE LAST MONTH OF MY LIFE!!!

Here is ME and the staircase that took the last month of my life. After being laid up for a week post surgery I was a little excited to me on my feet again. So excited that I couldn't pass the opportunity to slide down THIS staircase one night...only to be followed by a crash and burn desent. I was bookin it so darn fast that I bailed early...about 5 steps early. And trying to land on stairs at excessive speeds has yet to be perfected by any human being...especially me.



So after landing and hearing my ankle crunch like a bag o chips under a mattress I rolled down the last few steps and accepted my fate.

HEre I am supermodelposing by the water side with my sexy fat ankle.

Needless to say this fat ankle ment me being gimp on my vacation, missing a soccor game, attending church with a huge fat dinosauritis sized ankle and weeks without being able to go for my sanity runs, and a flat tire on my new mountain bike!! Yes this ankle of fat is nothing but trouble and I am not too happy about my mobolization lacking. Luckily is is getting better but I always have to wrap it and that makes me feel old. And i hate feeling old. Coming to glimpse with your true bodies lack of youth is my least favorite thing to do.