HALLOWEEN, GOTTA LOVE IT!!

sO I LOVE HALLOWEEN, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF DRESSING UP AND BEING SOMETHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. UNLIKE MOST GIRLS HOWEVER, I DO NOT USE IT AS A PATHETIC EXCUSE TO DRESS LIKE A SKANK JUST TO GET SOME LOOSER GUYS ATTENTION. WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT? i ENJOY HALLOWEEN FOR THE PURE ASPECT OF CHILDHOOD REVIVAL. SO THIS YEAR WAS ONE OF MY FINEST YEARS...I CAME UP WITH THIS ONE ON MY OWN...HERE i AM AS MEDUSA!!!!



i HAVE A GOAL, EVERY YEAR I MUST BE SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND I HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL MOST YEARS. BUT HERE IS A LIST OF SOME OF HALLOWEENS PAST




MICHEAL JACKSON
SUPER PIG (DON'T DISS IT , IS WAS AWESOME)
PREGNANT NUN
TINA TURNER (CUZ YOU KNOW I GOT THE FRO..AND THE LEGS)
MEDUSA
KING HENRY THE 8TH AND HIS BEHEADED WIFE
THATS WHAT I CAN THINK OF NOW....BUT DON'T GO STEALING MY IDEAS....EXCERSIZE SOME CREATIVITY AND GET YOUR OWN!!

THe LUGNUT solution

Recently talking to a friend about his swearing problem and possible resolutions.
I told him it was simple....and that I had a sure sure solution. THe solution is...
TAKE A LUGNUT OFF YOUR CAR WHEEL EVERY TIME YOU SWEAR!!!
IT is that simple..every time you swear you just take one lug nut off your wheel and you are SURE To remember not to do it again...and if you do...that is one lug nut less and one more thought about your life being on the line. As the lug nuts slim down and the car gets a little shakey on the freeway you will suddenly realize that your swearing is a life or death situation. Suddenly you will be taking your swearing much more seriously and the habit is bound to cease. As a matter of fact...I am willing to bet that after a week of this your swearing habit will be gone. IT really is a simple resolution and it costs nothing. Sheer genius...as I like to call it.
SO you ask? HOw did I come up with this idea? I don't know...but I plan on using this plan on my sons....if they swear..that is one screw taken off the old bike..and if the swearing continues... and there are no screws left on the bike..then I take them off his younger sisters bike!! That will teach him just how much his swearing hurts others too!!

Just Because

No story with this one, just the some of the pictures we posed for at my sisters wedding. I just had to post it because my 3 favorite people are in it...Chewy, BoBo and ME!

THE PBR!!!

Can I just put a little shout out for hte PBR!! I first got hooked on it with my good ol cowboy Dwayne from the mission. He was my redemption. He was the only person who knew just how life sucking it was to be with my bitty companion and so he would often take me aside to help him with projects. We would be on the roof fixing something or off in the barn shop fixing another something..all this time knowing together that these momments away from my bitty companion were the only momments of sanity I would get for a week or two. Often when we arrived I would find Dwane parked in front of the TV watching BULL RIDING. It was about this time that I became quite interested in the sport and Dwayne would explain to me how the bull riders where scored and judged. It was absolutely fascinating to me. I could watch it all day if I ever had the cable to do it.
So of course when I heard that the PBR (Professional Bull Riders) were coming to town I just had to get tickets.(although it was against my better judgement since it was sponserd by FORd...a proud sponser I do not endorse). ANyhow I went with my aunt and it was pretty much the most fantastic thing ever. I was in Cowboy heaven. Lucky for me we brought binoculars and my aunt Lynnae would point out to me the cowboys who were not wearing wedding rings...then my mind would wander to fairtale lands for momments at a time till another cowboy came to send me into another daze.
I am not sure where I am going with this other then the fact that I wanted to brag that i went to the PBR classic and it was freaking awesome!!! I had the time of my life and I just wanted to point out to the rest of you that you really missed out and you are idiots for not going. Where else does man take on an object that outweighs him by thousands of pounds and then attempt to ride it while aggrivating it to the upmost degree? Now if that isn't death defying and excilerating..I don't know what is. It beats all sports by far and puts a concussioned football player to shame! Then ontop of the back lashing beating add balancing yourself atop a bucking livestock with one arm in the air and suddenly the tight rope walker is a thing of the past. Then atop that you add the factor that a untamed beast from the wild is your opponent. That just adds shakes down the spine. No boys, you can't get out your play book for this one -the beast is unpredictable.... you can't pass the ball to your team mate- you don't have a team mate, its just you....you can't call a time out-there is not such thing as a time out one the clock starts...and when the buzzer does go off the game is not over- you have to try to get away before the beast crushes in your skull!! This sport is by far the most intense sport ever and like i said, it puts all other to shame. THE PBR is where is it at...and I was there!!