Saturday, April 25, 2009

THE OH SO EXCLUSIVE SCOOTER GANG

It Started as an IDEA.......


........NOW IT ACTUALLY EXSISTS!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...I Bring you the one and only...the original...SCOOTER GANG!!
Established 2009 in the living room of our murray home
Must be a current enrolled member to participate.
Must own razor scooter.
Must pass initiation
Must pass credit check
Must have access to large amounts of food
Must not cry
Benefits of joining:
Improved cardio, better muscle tone, gaurenteed better looking butt in your swimsuit

Gentry

Gentry is a good friend...but she is an idiot some times......like the time she moved out of the house...sold her contract and moved to PROVO of all places. Well, it didn't take long for Gentry to realize that she oh so wrong and dumb for moving out. So she plans on moving back in when Nicole gets hitched...but that isn't till JUNE...so Gentry is without a home. But after a family council and Gentry learning a very important lesson we decided we could squeeze a 6th person in the house. So Gentry's new living quarters is the bottom of the stairs and her closet........

....THE GARAGE!!! I know it seems harsh but sometimes teenagers just never learn unless they have consequences....Gentry is one of those teenagers.

Playing MOM

Had 2 roomies out on a late date last week so Julie and I decided to be MOM for the night and dressup like our MOMs would and wait up for them on the couch for when they came home. THIS is what we looked like....


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And THIS is what they came home to...


Sunday, April 19, 2009

The nieces


Just had to post this pic cuz its so dang cute!!! This my nieces. Mia on the left and kid little on the right

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

ME and Kris Bday Celebrate


Me and Kris celebrated our birthdays early when we went to Washington last week. I demanded a REAL birthday party for us since my family tend to think a cake in the oven is enough. So we each got a card a gift and most importantly...A BIRTHDAY CROWN!

Nieces and BOBO

BOBO wanted to borrow my camera...when I looked at the pics she took this is what i saw. ....




Bitty plans journal entry

SO my plan is to move out, buy a house with a porch and accessorize it with 7 cats.. Since cats are symbolic of my destined singlehood. They are a declaration of my inability to marry. This is right, I am a taking on my destined call as cat woman. However due to my self declared cat allergy I need to make a slight adjustment in plans. I need to make all owned Ronnie cats allergy proof. So my plan is to buy ceramic cats…..ceramic cats with combable hair. I will line them across my window panes with all of their ugly heads facing outside. I’ll put them on my countertops and empty the litterbox 4 no reason at all other than the fact that I felt the need. I’ll occasionally clog my vacuum with large wads of hairballs that I collected from my shower drain and blame if on the cats darn shedding. I’ll put pieces of leg hair from my razor in random food articles to surprise me later when I eat and blame it on the cats. Maybe on occasion I will set one in the middle of the road to be ran over and smashed to pieces. I will run into the streets crying and gathering the broken pieces into my apron and I will go into the back yard and bury them. Then after weeks of mourning over my loss I will buy 5 more cats to replace the one that was ran over. I will buy five because the ceramic cat I had just lost had so many personalities so in order to replace my loss I would buy a collection of 5 that each had a dash of dead kitties personality. Of course I will also excuse myself for buying so many because when they are on the dollar store shelf they looked so lonely and needed homes. And when I go home to sleep at night I will find that all my ceramic kittens take up my bed at night and I will have to sleep on the floor. Then I will go to the doctor for back pain and cry when he tells me that I have to get rid of my ceramic kittens. …..YES THAT IS THE WAY I SEE THE REST OF MY FUTURE AS A BITT Y INDEED!!

Monday, April 13, 2009

2MORROW A BITTY

sO 2 MORROW i TURN THE PAGE TO ANOTHER YEAR OF OLD AGE... AND i TURN BITTY. ITS OFFICIAL. ....I TURN 28...WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS WHEN YA HEAR 28 YA JUST ASSUME THIRTY CUZ i AM NOT MARRIED. CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE ON THAT ROLE. SEEMED JUST YESTERDAY I WAS PREMENSTRAL.....NOW I AM PREMENOPAUSAL. CAN'T BELIEVE i AM ABOUT TO TURN THE BITTY LEAF. ALL I GOT TO SAY IS THIS......JUST BRING IT.....I WILL DEFY YOU!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

General Conference

GOOD NEWS...CONFERENCE IS AVAILABLE TO READ VIA THE WEB. I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD MENTION THE TALK THAT HIT ME THIS CONFERENCE AND A FEW EXCERPTS THAT I LIKED.

Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ
Elder Kevin W. Pearson

Elder Bruce R. McConkie taught: “Faith is a gift of God bestowed as a reward for personal righteousness. It is always given when righteousness is present, and the greater the measure of obedience to God’s laws the greater will be the endowment of faith” (Mormon Doctrine, 2nd ed. [1966], 264). If we desire more faith, we must be more obedient.

Personal righteousness is a choice. Faith is a gift from God

Consider it this way: our net usable faith is what we have left to exercise after we subtract our sources of doubt and disbelief. You might ask yourself this question: “Is my own net faith positive or negative?” If your faith exceeds your doubt and disbelief, the answer is likely positive. If you allow doubt and disbelief to control you, the answer might be negative.

Doubt is not a principle of the gospel. It does not come from the Light of Christ or the influence of the Holy Ghost. Doubt is a negative emotion related to fear. It comes from a lack of confidence in one’s self or abilities. It is inconsistent with our divine identity as children of God.

The scriptures describe disbelief as the state of having chosen to harden one’s heart. It is to be past feeling

Challenging times require greater spiritual power. Consider carefully the Savior’s promise: “If ye will have faith in me ye shall have power to do whatsoever thing is expedient in me”