Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I ADMIT IT....

I NEVER REALIZED JUST HOW WIERD THIS HABIT OF MINE WAS UNTIL i WENT TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT.

SOMETIMES, WHEN i JUST CAN'T RESIST EATING A PIECE OF SCRUMPTUOUS FATTY CHOCOLATE, CAKE, COOKIE OR CHEESECAKE OR WHATNOT.....i HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE A BITE.....SAVOR IT IN MY MOUTH AND CHEW A COUPLE TIMES......THEN SPIT IT OUT!!!!




CUZ SOMETIMES I JUST CAN'T RESIST!! AND IT ISN'T UNTIL IT IS IN MY MOUTH THAT I TASTE ITS EXTRA SWEETNESS AND AS I CHEW ON IT, I COME TO REALIZE THE FULL CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS. AS I CHEW I TASTE THE CHOCOLATELY RICHNESS AND I START TO CONTEMPLATE JUST HOW THIS TASTE CAME TO BE AND ALL I CAN SEE IT BUTTER,SUGAR,CREAM, AND HIGH FRUCTOSE CORNSYRUP....THEN I START TO THINK ABOUT HOW ALL THAT SUBSTANCE LOOKS ON MY BUTT AND THIGHS... THEN I START TO THINK ABOUT HOW WEAK I AM AND HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN MY INABILITY TO RESIST.....AND THEN I SPIT IT OUT. I FIGURE IF I DON'T SWALLOW, I DON'T DIGEST AND SO I DON'T ABSORB THE CALORIES.

KINDOF A DUMB MINDSET BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE DONE IT.

KIND OF A SELECT MASTICATEDBULEMIA OF SOME SORT I GUESS YOU COULD SAY.

9 comments:

John and Tawnya Hoover said...

Only you Ronnie would come up with a name for your "issues".... I just remember you brushing your teeth after eating a piece of chocolate even the miniature ones. youre a teeth brushaholic too... of course yours cost more than mine do... lol

simplysarah said...

You think you're being funny but this is a very real symptom of DISORDERED EATING.

It's no laughing matter.

(So why am I laughing....)

Shayla said...

or you throw your chocolate in your friends bag after taking one nibble...

Camilla Starks said...

I never saw this in the flesh! I think you are making it up.

Miller Family said...

So how much chocolate did you spit out at the chocolate fair show? Did you carry an empty pop can around with you to dispose of your nasty 1/2 eatens? You know we have an uncle who does this very same thing. And Look what it did to his hair! you best watch out! :)

Quite the Irony to have this by your chocolate fair thing. By the way good job on the Christmas. Looked like fun. Your Tree needs some poinsettas though.

RONNIE said...

No worries, it only happens on things that I don't think are worth all the calories....and CHOCOLATE is ALWAYS worth the calories. I fully digested EVERY piece of chocolate that night....but I do not have the pictrues to proove it. ...be glad about that

RONNIE said...

TO LUTZ--> This is definetly a post mission syndrome. I was no sort of health consumer at the time you knew me.

Camilla Starks said...

I do happen to remember the salad that you made without any kind of cutting utensil except your teeth! That was classic. Who was it that saw the video of it and thought that was so funny. Brother Toone?

Rose said...

Hey ronnie! I was SO excited to hear from you! You seem to be doing awesome. I think your chocolate problem is so funny, because I have the same problem!