MY Wierd Quirks

I have recently come to glipmse with some of my wierd quirks. Thing that I do without thinking and that other people might not know about. Here are a few.

WHEN I AM IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM I NEVER USE THE FIRST TWO SQUARES OF TOLIET PAPER. I TEAR THEM OFF and THROW THEM AWAY.

My reasoning is because if you have ever noticed, when you go to tear a piece of toliet paper off the roll you have to use your other hands to hold the other end of the paper. (cuz we all know the serate t.p. tearer doesn't work). So I don't want someone elses hand germs on my toilet paper or let alone riding my crotch. So I always throw the first two away when I am in public.

IF I SEE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE RECYCLED IN THE GARBAGE I WILL DIG IT OUT AND PUT IT IN THE RECYCLE BIN.


I know it is slightly crazed but whenever I see plastic in the recyle bin all I can think about is how many hundreds of thousands of years it would take for that plastic bottle to decompose in a landfill. It makes me sick to think about it.

IF I AM AT A PARTY AND THEY SERVE DRINKS WITH PLASTIC "DISPOSABLE" CUPS I WILL SAVE THE CUP AND TAKE IT HOME WITH ME AND AND WASH IT OR RESUSE IT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

Again it is the whole recycle thing. I can't just throw plastic away without recycling it. Sometimes I will take it home and use it a couple more times so it doesn't go to complete waste right away.

WHEN I AM THINKING ABOUT A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE IN MY HEAD I WILL OFTEN THINK OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY BACK TO ME OR WHAT I WILL SAY TO THEM AND I WILL FIND MYSELF GIVING FULL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AS IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY THERE TALKING TO ME. OR I WILL FIND MYSELF LAUGHING ALOUD TO AN IMAGINARY CONVERSATION I JUST HAD IN MY HEAD.

I don't feel the need to explain myself on this one. I know I need therapy.

I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY MY FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY ARE TELLING ME A STORY AND I AM REALLY INTO IT, I WILL MOVE MY LIPS THE WHOLE TIME THEY ARE TALKING. LIKE I AM THE ONE TELLING THE STORY OR SOMETHING. I DON'T REALY KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS ONE CUZ I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT.
I am not sure what my explanation for this one is. I just get really into the story and want to tell it myself I guess.

SHOUT OUT FOR A NEW COUNTRY SINGER

SO I HAVE BEEN CHASING DOWN THIS GIRL AND TRYING TO GET HER CD FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS NOW BUT WITH NOT LUCK. ANYWAYS RUMOR HAS IT THAT A CD SHOULD BE COMING OUT SOON AND I AM SOOOOOO EXCITED FOR IT. SO AS A MAJOR FAN OF THIS GIRLS TALENT i JUST GOT TO ENDORSE HER. Her name is MEGAN MULLINS
THIS ----> http://www.cmt.com/videos/unplugged/megan-mullins/94788/i-want-you-back.jhtml

is my favorite song of hers that just hooked me on her! It is the perfect man hater song as I call it. YOu just GOT to listen to it. I gaurentee you will LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!!

THE STAIRCASE THAT TOOK THE LAST MONTH OF MY LIFE!!!

Here is ME and the staircase that took the last month of my life. After being laid up for a week post surgery I was a little excited to me on my feet again. So excited that I couldn't pass the opportunity to slide down THIS staircase one night...only to be followed by a crash and burn desent. I was bookin it so darn fast that I bailed early...about 5 steps early. And trying to land on stairs at excessive speeds has yet to be perfected by any human being...especially me.



So after landing and hearing my ankle crunch like a bag o chips under a mattress I rolled down the last few steps and accepted my fate.

HEre I am supermodelposing by the water side with my sexy fat ankle.

Needless to say this fat ankle ment me being gimp on my vacation, missing a soccor game, attending church with a huge fat dinosauritis sized ankle and weeks without being able to go for my sanity runs, and a flat tire on my new mountain bike!! Yes this ankle of fat is nothing but trouble and I am not too happy about my mobolization lacking. Luckily is is getting better but I always have to wrap it and that makes me feel old. And i hate feeling old. Coming to glimpse with your true bodies lack of youth is my least favorite thing to do.

Another repair for the ol civic

I was recently riding in my blue L.S.S. with my uncle and I told him that I would offer to turn on the heater but it didn't work. Then I proceeded to laugh and I mentioned to him that I figured if I could go my entire life of summers with no A/C then I could handle a winter without heat. He then said something quite prophetic that i had not thought about. He said, " That is not good for your windshield." OH CRAP I exclaimed, i had not even thought about that!! NO heat means NO DEFROST!!! Shoot. So I guess that means i have to get on my grubbies and fix something else. But it is good that i know this now rather then later, when I am driving in the first snow with my head handing out the window!!

So then I got on line trying to find how I was going to fix my problem when I came across a civic forum. As I was scrolling through I laughed when I came across a kid who posted that he wanted to sell the piecer that his parents had given him for his 16th birthday.
IN response this is what some guy wrote and I laughed so hard when I read it!!!( swear words have been appropriate replaced with close replicas)

"When i hate my car i just remember this is my car only mine i put the blood sweat and tears into it. OH WAIT YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT FEELING! Dont complain. I wish i got a brand new car for free when i was a 16 year old. I worked for my used lil ride saved up and got her at 15. And being a worker my wholelife i know NO WAY IN HELL can you bother saying you earned it all your self.Little whiny crapper like you make me laugh cause your daddys probably so deep in debt trying to keep up with the Jones that you going to pay for his retirement!!"

I LOVE this guy..wonder if he is single. LOL

I AM SO SICK OF.......

Can I just say that I am SO SICK OF BOYS TELLIN ME I AM INTIMIDATING!!!!

I am quite sure that if I counted up how many times I have been called INTIMIDATING it would be well over fifty.

So I thought to myself...perhaps it isn't that bad...perhaps you have a wrong perception of the definition. So I looked it up....here is what I got...

INTIMIDATING MEANS: to make timid or fearful : frighten ; especially : to compel or deter by or as if by threats



SO that didn't help one my ego one bit. So I guess when guys look at me, this is what they actually see.

All the suddenmy lifetime of nonexsistant dating makes sense.

ME AND SHAYLA CONVERSTION

Ronnie: Oh hay, I just realized that I got paid on Friday...woohoo!!

Shayla: Gee I wonder what that must be like, no not even care when I get paid and not live pay check to pay check.

Ronnie: OH, I can tell you EXACTLY what it feels like!! It feels like driving in hundred degree weather all summer long with no air conditioning!! THAT IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! LOL

Don't mess with a McDonald GIRL

SO we all know that the MCDONALD girls are known for their rough and toughness. And I captured some pictures of my little sister beating on her boyfriend as proof of what you are getting into when you take on a McDonald girl.

CHECK OUT THE GUNS ON BOBO!!! NICE AS THEY ARE THEY DON"T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MINE, I CAN CRUSH HER IN AN ARM WRESTLE ANY DAY O THE WEEK.