Friday, October 31, 2008

MY Wierd Quirks

I have recently come to glipmse with some of my wierd quirks. Thing that I do without thinking and that other people might not know about. Here are a few.

WHEN I AM IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM I NEVER USE THE FIRST TWO SQUARES OF TOLIET PAPER. I TEAR THEM OFF and THROW THEM AWAY.


My reasoning is because if you have ever noticed, when you go to tear a piece of toliet paper off the roll you have to use your other hands to hold the other end of the paper. (cuz we all know the serate t.p. tearer doesn't work). So I don't want someone elses hand germs on my toilet paper or let alone riding my crotch. So I always throw the first two away when I am in public.

IF I SEE SOMETHING THAT COULD BE RECYCLED IN THE GARBAGE
I WILL DIG IT OUT AND PUT IT IN THE RECYCLE BIN.


I know it is slightly crazed but whenever I see plastic in the recyle bin all I can think about is how many hundreds of thousands of years it would take for that plastic bottle to decompose in a landfill. It makes me sick to think about it.

IF I AM AT A PARTY AND THEY SERVE DRINKS WITH PLASTIC "DISPOSABLE" CUPS I WILL SAVE THE CUP AND TAKE IT HOME WITH ME AND AND WASH IT OR RESUSE IT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

Again it is the whole recycle thing. I can't just throw plastic away without recycling it. Sometimes I will take it home and use it a couple more times so it doesn't go to complete waste right away.

WHEN I AM THINKING ABOUT A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE IN MY HEAD I WILL OFTEN THINK OF WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY BACK TO ME OR WHAT I WILL SAY TO THEM AND I WILL FIND MYSELF GIVING FULL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AS IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY THERE TALKING TO ME. OR I WILL FIND MYSELF LAUGHING ALOUD TO AN IMAGINARY CONVERSATION I JUST HAD IN MY HEAD.

I don't feel the need to explain myself on this one. I know I need therapy.


I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY MY FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY ARE TELLING ME A STORY AND I AM REALLY INTO IT, I WILL MOVE MY LIPS THE WHOLE TIME THEY ARE TALKING. LIKE I AM THE ONE TELLING THE STORY OR SOMETHING. I DON'T REALY KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS ONE CUZ I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT.

I am not sure what my explanation for this one is. I just get really into the story and want to tell it myself I guess.

7 comments:

simplysarah said...

I think you left some quirks off the list. I mean I'm not saying you barely scratched the surface...er...um....maybe I am.

Rowdy said...

The facial expression one, I totally do that! But, I'm not as good as you. You say you do it when you're alone, I start having imaginary conversations with other people while they are still in the room. AND I don't just do the facials, sometimes I make it audible. My friends don't always know if I'm talking to them or not.

I don't care though, I think it's smart to practice conversations that might happen.

Miller Family said...

Sarah is right. Like how you stopped wearing deodorant because you didn't think you stunk. And didn't think your farts stunk either, just because no one ever said anything after you farted.

Like how you pay 3,000 for a car that just takes up space in your parents only garage, making your mom park outside in the bitter cold and snow. Oh yeah, the car has a function. A step ladder to the attic and a breeding ground for the mice population.

Your fettish for chocolate, to eat and to look upon.....the sweet and the human variety.

How you keep your POS car just so that you can make others feel bad for having a nice car. Cause you like to brag how you don't have AC . . . or use it as an excuse for the stench and lack of deodorant.

Or like how about how you are proud of when you pop a zit and it splats on the mirror. The bigger the better. Contests with roomies....


I could SOOOO go on.

RONNIE said...

Ya that is all pretty much true...especially the zit story. It is an actual name... trichotillomania!!

simplysarah said...

Ew.

Shayla said...

great, now I'm going to start ripping off the first two squares of toilet paper since you put that into my little microbiological mind. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe you say you are so in to recycling and in practically the same sentence you waist peecious toilet paper. the nerve. camel