Monday, October 13, 2008

THE STAIRCASE THAT TOOK THE LAST MONTH OF MY LIFE!!!

Here is ME and the staircase that took the last month of my life. After being laid up for a week post surgery I was a little excited to me on my feet again. So excited that I couldn't pass the opportunity to slide down THIS staircase one night...only to be followed by a crash and burn desent. I was bookin it so darn fast that I bailed early...about 5 steps early. And trying to land on stairs at excessive speeds has yet to be perfected by any human being...especially me.



So after landing and hearing my ankle crunch like a bag o chips under a mattress I rolled down the last few steps and accepted my fate.

HEre I am supermodelposing by the water side with my sexy fat ankle.

Needless to say this fat ankle ment me being gimp on my vacation, missing a soccor game, attending church with a huge fat dinosauritis sized ankle and weeks without being able to go for my sanity runs, and a flat tire on my new mountain bike!! Yes this ankle of fat is nothing but trouble and I am not too happy about my mobolization lacking. Luckily is is getting better but I always have to wrap it and that makes me feel old. And i hate feeling old. Coming to glimpse with your true bodies lack of youth is my least favorite thing to do.

3 comments:

Shayla said...

believe me kids, her ankle was FAT. I think in that picture it lost 10 lbs...'cause it's a lot fatter than it looked there. BLECH.

simplysarah said...

Ronnie, you are old.

Miller Family said...

I can't wait until you are pregnant. What kind of story, picture and play by play will you offer up for your fat nasty ankles then? um let me see if I can quote you directly. "and when you do get pregnant, I hope that your ankles swell huge, swell like marshmallows in the microwave."