1. Who was your FIRST prom date? NEVER WENT TO PROM...MAYBE I WILL GO WITH ONE OF MY UGLY KIDS CUZ THEY CAN'T FIND A DATE EITHER WHEN I AM A PARENT.
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? NO. FOR SOME REASON EVERY WEEKEND WHEN I CALL, HE OR HIS WIFE HANGS UP ON ME!
3. What was your FIRST job?MY FIRST JOB WAS WORKING AT MY DADS 7-11 IN THE COOLER STOCKING BEER.
4. What was your FIRST car?THE BLUE L.S.S. (AKA THE BLUE LITTLE SUPER SH!T) AND SHE IS STILL TICKIN (PS KRIS, THE 74 CHEV WAS noT YOUR FIRST CAR..YOU DIDN'T OWN IT....YOU JUST WRECKED IT...AND THAT DOES NOT COUNT)
5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?NOBODY HAS TEXT ME TODAY....HMM PERHAPS THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS 4 AM AND THE REST O THE WORK IS SLEEPING WHILE I WORK. 6. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?ONE OF MY PATIENTS...WHY THE HECK WAS THEIR VENT ALARM GOING OFF...AGAIN!!!7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?MISS CREIGO
8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?WE JUST FLEW ABOVE WA IN A SMALL PLANE.
9. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?MY FIRST BEST FRIEND WAS BETSY BEUTLER BUT SHE WAS A DEFUALT CUZ SHANNA WOULDN'T BE MY BEST FRIEND....SHE SAID SHE "DIDN'T WANT" THE FRIENDSHIP BRACLET I HAVE MADE FOR HER.
11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?MY PATIENT WITH A BRAIN BLEED...I TOLD THEM NOT TO WORRY AS I SUCKED MUCUS OUT OF THEIR LUNGS AND MADE THEM GAG.
12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?RACHEL Robinson....THE FIRST AND THE LAST.
13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?WORK
14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?PROBABLY MXPX
15. FIRST tattoo?RUB ON XMEN FROM THE BUBBLE GUM
16. First piercing?12 YEARS...BUT NAT PIERCED MY EYE WITH A PENCIL B4 THAT...DOES THAT COUNT?
17. First foreign country you've been to?AFRICA
19. When was your FIRST detention?NEVER.TEACHERS PET NEARLY EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL.
20. What was the first state you lived in?IDAHO IN THE SMALL TOWN OF BYU-I-DO
21. Who was your FIRST roommate?ROACH, TAWNYA, ASH AND MELIA THE BEAST
22. First pet?FLUFFY. I WENT OUT TO FEED HIM ONE DAY AND THERE HE WAS BY THE DISH, FEET STRAIGHT IN THE AIR, DEAD AND STIFF AS A ROCK
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? NO. FOR SOME REASON EVERY WEEKEND WHEN I CALL, HE OR HIS WIFE HANGS UP ON ME!
3. What was your FIRST job?MY FIRST JOB WAS WORKING AT MY DADS 7-11 IN THE COOLER STOCKING BEER.
4. What was your FIRST car?THE BLUE L.S.S. (AKA THE BLUE LITTLE SUPER SH!T) AND SHE IS STILL TICKIN (PS KRIS, THE 74 CHEV WAS noT YOUR FIRST CAR..YOU DIDN'T OWN IT....YOU JUST WRECKED IT...AND THAT DOES NOT COUNT)
5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?NOBODY HAS TEXT ME TODAY....HMM PERHAPS THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS 4 AM AND THE REST O THE WORK IS SLEEPING WHILE I WORK. 6. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?ONE OF MY PATIENTS...WHY THE HECK WAS THEIR VENT ALARM GOING OFF...AGAIN!!!7. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?MISS CREIGO
8. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?WE JUST FLEW ABOVE WA IN A SMALL PLANE.
9. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?MY FIRST BEST FRIEND WAS BETSY BEUTLER BUT SHE WAS A DEFUALT CUZ SHANNA WOULDN'T BE MY BEST FRIEND....SHE SAID SHE "DIDN'T WANT" THE FRIENDSHIP BRACLET I HAVE MADE FOR HER.
11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?MY PATIENT WITH A BRAIN BLEED...I TOLD THEM NOT TO WORRY AS I SUCKED MUCUS OUT OF THEIR LUNGS AND MADE THEM GAG.
12. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?RACHEL Robinson....THE FIRST AND THE LAST.
13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?WORK
14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?PROBABLY MXPX
15. FIRST tattoo?RUB ON XMEN FROM THE BUBBLE GUM
16. First piercing?12 YEARS...BUT NAT PIERCED MY EYE WITH A PENCIL B4 THAT...DOES THAT COUNT?
17. First foreign country you've been to?AFRICA
19. When was your FIRST detention?NEVER.TEACHERS PET NEARLY EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL.
20. What was the first state you lived in?IDAHO IN THE SMALL TOWN OF BYU-I-DO
21. Who was your FIRST roommate?ROACH, TAWNYA, ASH AND MELIA THE BEAST
22. First pet?FLUFFY. I WENT OUT TO FEED HIM ONE DAY AND THERE HE WAS BY THE DISH, FEET STRAIGHT IN THE AIR, DEAD AND STIFF AS A ROCK
23. Who was your first kiss?KEVIN
24. First place you called home?BESIDES HOME....IDAHO.
24. First place you called home?BESIDES HOME....IDAHO.
3 comments:
you totally forgot heather on 21!!
oh man, you crack me up!!! We really need to find a way to hang out more. I could use a laugh like that daily. :)
Ok, first of all snot came out my nose at the first one. Second you lived in WA you were born there and lived there for MANY years. Second, I said I didn't OWN the pickup, but it was the first I drove. THIRD you were totally in Cindy Brightenburgs wedding. I was all pissed cause they said I was too old to be a flower girl. So they stuck me at the "gift table but really it was a giant basket. You wore a blue dress and there were blue mints. And I was your first best friend, and WAY before Besty was Whitney that you stole from me :)
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