When you are cleaning and hidden between the couch and the wall is THIS secret stash.
and you are surprised to find yourself HAPPY to find him eating wheat things rather and granola bars rather than a mountain dew. At this point you know you have a tainted thought process and you wonder if you will ever be sane again.
Then there are those days when you make a great crafty FREE plastic bag holder to contain about fourty plastic bags out of an old nylon and he looks at it and says...
...it looks like your vericose vein babe.
And those are the days that you don't feel bad that he is driving around in this