The THONG

So back when I lived with roommates.


We had this pair of thong underwear that would get passed around. Basically it was an ongoing prank where the underwear would show up in a random someones purse, cereal box, scriptures etc. Well one day I got the thong underwear and after stewing for a few days I came up with the perfect way to surprise the next recipient.....


I was absolutely giddy at the thought. I couln't wait to see the expression of ther person who got it next.





You would think the hardest part would be gettin the thong to fit in the cupcake...but the hardest part was NOT looking suspicious when I randomly made a batch of cupcakes..."just because." (cuz they all know I HATE HATE hate to cook). So I did what any girl would do and I blammed it on a wierd period craving. Then I left them on the counter for free reign.


ANd then it took FOREVER for them to get eaten. For some reason everyone in the house was being "good" and not eating junk. Until seriously EVERY cupcake had been eatin except ONE!! Ya...ONE left and of course it was the ONE with the thong in it.

Till one day it was gone and the last person to take it was Britney...she took it to work. I was so excited to hear the story when she came home. But when Britney came home that night...no story. So I gave it one more day. Perhaps she was saving it for the next day and it was still at work.
Or perhaps she gave it to a co worker!....or a client!... or her boss!!! Oh how I laughed and laughed at the thought. This could be even BETTER than I planned!!!

After the second day and no word I cornered Britney and after some prying she admitted that she did take the cupcake to work and got the surprise of a life time! lol. She said it "made her day."

And to this day..the legacy continues and the thong underwear is still in full force being passed around but I doubt anyone will even be able to top the legacy of the thong that I left behind.

Whitney

Don't know if you have seen the previews for the show Whitney on NBC but I am so excited for this show. I laughed so hard at the previews. It starts tonight.



One o the previews came on and Richael mentioned how excited I was for this show. He says it is because I AM Whitney. Lol. THen I watched some more of the previews and had to laugh because I am so whitney in so many ways.

DAHLIAS

FAVORITE FLOWER: DAHLIA So I planted some in 3 planter boxes and I painted and decored so I could have some form of plant life at the new place. I actually wanted to grow my own flowers for my wedding but they came around MUCH too late.




So I go to my planters and only ONE of the three has buds. This really errked me cuz they had 100% miracle grow dirt and lots of watering care on my part. The kind where I get into bed, (fully tucked mind you) and than I would remember I hadn't watered them and get OUT OF BED to water them.




So yesterday I was mad....Only ONE of the THREE planter boxes has buds on it. I decided to put my foot down right then and there. So I stopped watering the other two planters. I decided I would teach them lesson. They don't produce flowers...and I let them die of thirst and sortch to death....that will show them.

T M I for Facebook

I know this is tmi for Facebook so I am putting it here. My favorite time o year is here stomachly speaking because the peaches are in season. I love them. I love that my in laws have four trees. I love that I married someone whose parents have free access to unlimitedness of them.


I love them so much that the repercussions of eating an overdose of them is worth it. Needless to say I am guaranteed a raw rear this next week and I am looking forward to it. I will look like the kid above, except I will have a smile on my face.

Giving up on decorations

Just for the record...I am giving up the ghost on decorations. I had started collecting them while I was single assuming one day I wouldn't be able to. Well that day has come. I got out my fall leaves last week and looked around the house only to realize I had no place to put them or decorate. These were my options

The bedroom ( then again, what is the point?)
The coat rack ( that looks ridiculous)
The kitchen table ( get in the way)
The couch ( I am getting desperate)

So ya..the only place that exsists is around the tv. I had to laugh. I really should post a picture of it. Pathetic, but I was desperate to celebrate a little seasonal goodness. I think I need to just come up with a seasonal screen saver to put on my computer so I can enjoy the seasons and have room for it. Beause lets be honest..the only room we have in our aparment would be about a megabites worth. lol

Conversation of sorts

HIM: You are OCD

ME :No I am not

HIM: Ya You are

ME: No, I admit I like things clean but that doesn't mean I am OCD

HIM: YOu can't even go a second without thinking about it

ME: That is because I know if I don't do them soon they only get worse! Things don't just clean themselves ya know, they pile up.

HIM: Yes they CAN clean themselves......when the rats carry them away.

ME: Oh sick.

A much needed how to book

I saw this on one o my fav blogs....I want it. How am I kidding...I NEED IT! That is right...I NEED IT. My creative bones stop cold when it comes to my hair.

http://myyellowsandbox.blogspot.com/

Benefits of a boy roommate

There are benefits to having a boy roommate. For instance.....finding THIS little number would not had been nearly as fun when hung on the fridge when only girls live in the house.

I found it as work and hung it on the fridge at 8am on 8/28 and just waited.

8/28 at 11:30 text from Richael : What the hell is with the vasectomy pamphlet on the fridge?

My response: I was at work and passed by it and saw how happy the couple on the pamphlet were. I wanted to know what their secrect was and I wanted to be that happy so I picked up the pamphlet. I think you should think about it babe...scalpel free...it can't be THAT bad.