HIM: You are OCD
ME :No I am not
HIM: Ya You are
ME: No, I admit I like things clean but that doesn't mean I am OCD
HIM: YOu can't even go a second without thinking about it
ME: That is because I know if I don't do them soon they only get worse! Things don't just clean themselves ya know, they pile up.
HIM: Yes they CAN clean themselves......when the rats carry them away.
ME: Oh sick.