Friday, May 8, 2009

TRIBUTE TO THE BLUE L.S.S.



i WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE A TRIBUTE TO THE BLUE L.S.S THE MOST FAITHFUL MEMBER OF MY FAMILY. SHE HAS BEEN THERE THROUGH COLLEGE, IDAHO, UTAH, CALIFORNIA, WASHINGTON AND THE LIST GOES ON. SHE WOULD TAKE ME TO HAWAII IF I ASKED HER TO. SHE HAS BEEN THERE THROUGH THE LONG 'POST BREAKUP' DRIVES AND THE LONG 'HE WON'T ASK ME OUT DRIVES' AND THE LONG 'HE TURNED ME DOWN DRIVES' AND LETS NOT FORGET THE VERY TEARFUL 'I HAVE TO GO ON A MISSION' DRIVE.


i WORKED IT OUT TODAY AND FIGURED THAT I PAID $2500 BUCKS FOR HER TEN YEARS AGO. AND IF YOU WORK THAT OUT IT COMES TO $20 BUCKS A MONTH OR JUST AROUND 69 CENTS A DAY. WOW WHAT A GIRL.


SO NOW THE TIME HAS COME TO LET HER GO, WITH MUCH REGRET. I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO DO WITH HER. SHE STILL WAITS OUTSIDE MY DOOR WAITING TO BE DRIVEN BUT DUE TO AIR CONDITIONING CIRCUMSTANCES AND NOTHING MORE I HAVE TO TURN HER DOWN. I CAN ONLY STAND TO DRIVE HER BEFORE 10AM OR AFTER 9 PM. HONESTLY IF SHE HAD A/C I WOULD STILL BE DRIVING HER.


SO I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH HER....SHOULD I SELL HER? I WAS THINKING ABOUT MAYBE SELLING HER TO A PARTS YARD...THAT WAY IT IS KINDOF LIKE SHE IS A LIVE DONOR AND SHE CAN KEEP MORE CARS LIKE HERSELF ALIVE AND PIECES OF HER WILL BE EVERYWHERE LIKE A LINGERING SPIRIT. WE HAVE HAD A TALK AND SHE UNDERSTANDS WHAT A TOUGHT CHOICE THIS IS FOR ME.




SO IN TRIBUTE TO BLUE L.S.S (BLUE LITTLE SUPER SHIT) FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR...I WOULD LIIKE YOU TO COMMENT ON YOUR FAVORITE BLUE L.S.S. MOMMENT. .. A TIME SHE WOULDN'T START, A TIME SHE RAN OUT OF GAS, A TIME SHE RAN INTO YOUR CAR, A TIME YOU RAN INTO HER WHATEVER IT BE...PLEASE SHARE YOUR FONDEST MOMMENT AND PAY YOUR TRIBUTES TO MY MOST CHERISHED FRIEND.


A FEW RECENT MOMMENTS WITH THE BLUE L.S.S INCLUDE

>DRIVING ALL WINTER TO IDAHO AND BACK IN SUB ZERO TEMPS WITH NO HEATER OR DEFROST

>SLIDING ON ICE INTO KRIS'S PATHFINDER AND PAYING FOR A NEW BUMPER FOR HER RIG

>KICKING THE ICE OFF THE HEADLIGHTS WITH MY FOOT AND ACCIDENTLY KICKING IN THE HEADLIGHT

> GENTRY POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT MY HEADLIGHTS SHINE ON THE TOP OF THE TREES RATHER THAN THE ROAD.
>JULIE AND I DRIVING HER OVER THE TOP OF A HUGE CURB AT 7-11. IT WAS TWICE HER SIZE AND SHE WAS IN THE PARK POSITION...NOT EVEN A RUNNING START AND SHE TOOK IT ON! AMAZING I TELL YOU.
>DID I MENTION THAT HER BUMPER HAS BEEN HELD ON WITH NOTHING BUT TIE STRAPS FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS

5 comments:

Jourdan said...

oh pah-lease. Just because she doesn't blow cool air, you are throwing her to the wind?! What a snob...and she still runs. tsk tsk tsk. What is her total mileage these days anyways? Only 300,000 or so! I say she's got at least 100,00 more before UT won't let her pass inspection anymore.


And what do you think you might be replacing her with? I am extremely curious.

David & Jessica said...

so not having an AC was the thing that did her in, I would think not having heat and no defrost would do her in... but no it's the AC. haha I remember we Matt came to Utah and we all drove around in her and we had a mentos/ diet coke explotion and somehow you got it in your eye...

simplysarah said...

Yours is the only car that I recognize of all my friends. NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?????

Miller Family said...

I liked the time you were shoveling your snowed in car and drive way and just took the shovel to her hood, literally as a scraper. :)

I also liked the time that I was driving with you to go tubing (by the was still have lingerments of that bruise) and you tried to switch from warm to cool air and the whole switch just busted off!

You should drive her to Washington and sell her there, no one needs AC in washington.

PS about your comment of "he turned me down" since you REFUSE to ask guys out, I am pretty sure that was a load of L.S.S. !

Shayla said...

I saw this car the other day in the parking lot at Macey's. I was going to run up and KICK you for driving it instead of your new car, then I realized it wasn't you. :)