Saturday, September 15, 2007

THE NEED FOR SPEED

NOT MUCH TO SAY HERE, OTHER THEN THE FACT THAT 3 OUT OF 5 DAUGHTERS OF THE MCDONALD FAMILY NOW HAVE SCARS ON SOME PLACE ON THEIR BODY DUE TO THE ALPINE SLED BURNING THE VERY FLESH FROM THEIR BONES. YES OUR NEED FOR SPEED HAS ONCE AGAIN GOTTEN THE BEST OF US AS OUR INTEGUMENTARY SYSTEM SUFFERS THE EFFECTS, FOREVER SCARRED...BUT WELL WORTH THE JOYRIDE.



SO THIS IS ME, POST FLESH BURN. AUGUST 2007. I EASE DROPPED INTO A CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW TO MAKE YOUR SLED GO FASTER AND I TRIED IT...AND BOY DID I FLY...OFF MY SLED.




SO THIS ON IS CHEWY, POST FLESH WOUND. AUGUST 2007. ALSO TRYING TO INCREASE HER SPEED WHEN HER SPEED GOT THE BEST OF HER. UNFORTUNATE FOR HER, SHE DIDN'T RETURN TO HER SLED QUICK ENOUGH AND AFTER RECIEVING HER LEG BURN. THAT WAS WHEN I CAME RAMMING INTO HER WITH MY SLED. I SAW HER FEET FLY UP OVER HER HEAD..THAT WAS WHEN I NOTICED SHE ONLY HAD ONE SHOE ON. THAT WAS WHEN SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD FALLEN OFF AND WAS TRYING TO PUT HER SHOE BACK ONE WHEN I CAME UP BEHIND HER AND RAMMED HER WITH MY SLED. SHE SHOULD HAVE PUT HER SHOE ON LATER. BUT SEEING HER RIGHT IN VIEW AND WITHIN MY TARGET I COULDN'T LET THE OPPORTUNITY PASS. POOR LITTLE KID GOT RAMMED BY ME. MUST HAVE HERT, IT IS ONE THING TO GET RAMMED BY A BRICK BUT ANTOHER TO BE RAMMED BY YOUR OLDER BUCK AND A HALF POULND SISTER AT VELOCITAL SPEEDS. I THINK SHE LEARNED HER LESSON.

1 comment:

simplysarah said...

Ronnie, were you wearing a bikini on the alpine slide? Serves you right...